Beauty....

True beauty: arguably the new best show on television

less classy than the bachelor, worse quality than wipeout; this is the new show to watch. If you enjoy mindless entertainment watch this show.

The premise: 10 strangers who think they are the most good looking people in the world. They think they are being tested on their outer beauty, but theres a twist. In reality the judges are judging them on their inner beauty (which is whats really important appearently)

Last episode CJ got kicked off. Even though he helped that crying girl (actress who was infact faking it to give him a secret inner beauty test) it wasnt enough. Goodbye CJ. At least the macho blonde ken-doll is still on the show so he can hook up woth the short orange girl

legalize gay

American Apparel is now selling legalize gay shirts

http://store.americanapparel.net/rsaf471lgw.html

Its nice to see a company take a stand and let people know how they feel on certain issues

buy one

Pro-ana

I recently heard about something called proanna
its where girls are pro anorexia
they have websites and chat rooms for these girls
they give eachother support and tips
Is this a bad thing?
probably
but at least these thin girls have frirends
thats better than what we can say about really overweight girls
do they have websites?

indie-tech

Recently music has become more technologically based.
from electric voices with such singers as lil wayne and britany spears to beats with panic! and even hellogoodbye makes me wonder if music will eventually be made completely by computers and music awards wont go to young teen stars but instead they will go to apple.

Jesus day

Why does everyone insist on calling thanksgiving 'turkey day'?
its simplification and dumbing down for the public disgusts me.
why not call Easter bunny day?
and Halloween plastic grocery store costume day?

Awkawrd Lawkward-because nothing else rhymes

Making people and situations awkward is a life skill.
it is my life long goal; that and to live in an underground disco for 3 days with a guy named Kent.
The keys to making things feel uncomfortable is to make people feel embarassed, or say something that is unexpectantly and uncomfortably too far.
Once at a farmer's market I saw a guy I recognized and whose name I knew. So I said "Hi! I know you you're name's Cody!" He looked at me confuse, paused and asked how I knew him. I said "well Cody, because Im your stalker." Once it was out of my mouth I knew it was bad, but I also felt really good. its a pleasant feeling when you achieve a small step towards your life goal. Then I told Cody how I really knew him with some remourse while saying it knowing that it took some of the creeper out of me-he still was wierded out.
I keep saying things like this to people. I know it shouldnt come out of my mouth, and I try to stop it, but the creeper inside of me shoves it out. And that creeper cant help but to enjoy these precious moments I hold so dear.

How to avoid shaking people's hands

1) Sneaze on your hands

2) wave awkwardly with your hand above your shoulder

3) pretend you dont have hands

4) Anounce you have contagious stds

5) Bow (this is a repectful way to say hey, i dont want to touch you)

6) Slap the person

7) Pretend you are sleep walking (snore, mumble, and drool)

8) Pound it-and tell them that shaking hads is so totally last year (and then say like in the next sentence 5 times to keep up your valley girl pretence)

9) hug them

10) fall down as if dead